某年在迪拜的星8克买冰乐.
一热烈的印度店员问我要不要+“尬喇亩”?!
我当场SB.原地呆立.
后面一外国老爷子热心地翻译说: "他问你要不要:'克里木' "?!
我原地开悟:是tmb奶油呀.
尬喇亩>克里木>Cream>谁tm也别笑话谁.
“我的英语说得不好,这是‘中国制造’的原因。但是一个同样英语说得蹩脚的西班牙学者却这样鼓励我说
:‘英语不是世界语言,蹩脚英语却是。’”---赵汀阳(中国社科院研究员.)摘自某期过期周末画报残页
这是L.4总发的视频哈哈看来蹩脚英文是各国人民大家伙儿的心病
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/nTuVTvlufHI/附原文:One day Ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina Morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella
waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss.
She say go to the toilet. I say you no understand . I wanna two piss onna my plate. She say
you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call
me sonna ma bitch. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no
understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna
ma bitch. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch. So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no shits onna my bed. I call the manager and tella him I wanna shit. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna shit on my bed. He say you better not shit onna bed, you sonna ma bitch. I don't even know the man and he call me sonna ma bitch. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you
sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italy.